Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Anyone who laughs is a communist! A Clone of My Own Take me to your leader! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Calculon...

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Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. No… but I'd like to be asked! No… but I'd like to be asked! Afternoon delight Across from where? I'm afraid I just blue myself. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Whoa, this guy's straight? Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Steve Holt! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Now, when you do this without getting punched in...

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Circle of Friends

Circle of Friends

Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I am not a killer. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Makes me a … scientist. The Lion Sleeps Tonight He taught me a code. To survive. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Keep your mind limber. You're a killer....

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The Almost People

The Almost People

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Journey's End *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on...

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