Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Anyone who laughs is a communist!
A Clone of My Own
Take me to your leader! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
- Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
- Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
The Farnsworth Parabox
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. You don't know how to do any of those. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? She also liked to shut up! Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
- I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
- That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
- What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.
A Head in the Polls
Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. I don't want to be rescued. You can see how I lived before I met you. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Oh yeah, good luck with that.