Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Anyone who laughs is a communist! A Clone of My Own Take me to your leader! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Calculon...

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Circle of Friends

Circle of Friends

Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I am not a killer. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Makes me a … scientist. The Lion Sleeps Tonight He taught me a code. To survive. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Keep your mind limber. You're a killer....

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