Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Anyone who laughs is a communist! A Clone of My Own Take me to your leader! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Calculon...

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Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. No… but I'd like to be asked! No… but I'd like to be asked! Afternoon delight Across from where? I'm afraid I just blue myself. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Whoa, this guy's straight? Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Steve Holt! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Now, when you do this without getting punched in...

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